The Betting Game!

I'll eat your tacos (I seriously did just eat tacos), and raise you a Torgo.

I'll take your Torgo, and raise the most horrible thing in the world....

I kill the most horrible thing in the world, skin it, and bet Hannibal Lector

I see Hannibal Lecter, kill him, and I raise Jesus.

i see dat and GIVE YOU A RAISE! *children cheer*

I take your fail, and raise...

I'll take the raise and bet you a Dr. Mcninja!

i take that and make it

I'll take that and make it

i take that and make it into [insert something here]

I'll take [insert something here], insert this:




And raise NOSTALGIA!

(i dont even need a sentence for this awesome)

I take that memegasm, and then...

I discard all cards, re-draw, and play...




Steven Colbert

I take your Stephen Colbert, call him a jackass, then raise...








And with that, I'm asleep.

I take your space age mp3 player mabob, and raise a years supply of calenders

jbsdude wrote:

I take your space age mp3 player mabob, and raise a years supply of calenders

It's Daft Punk, and I raise an entire life's supply of PANCAKES!

I will take your life-time supply of Pancakes and raise you 2000 years worth of WAFFLES (syrup filled dimples included).

I take those 2000 years of waffles and raise...


CREPES!

More delicious.

I take those crepes, fry them, and raise...

I bet Barack Obama

I take your Barrack Obama and raise Joe Biden.

Ill see your Joe Biden and bet Dick Cheyney

I'll shudder at your Dick Cheney, and I'll raise you a paper cut.

I leave your paper cut to grow nasty and put a potato chip/crisp on it.

aka: I see your paper cut and raise you a bag of potato chips/crisp. (Us british say crisps. a potato chip for us is a french fry for you.)