The Betting Game!

Basically, the rules are as follows:

You are hypothetically playing poker and you have an amazing hand. You try to out do the last bet so that everyone folds or so that the stakes go higher. (But, really, its so that we can all get ridiculous)

example:
poster_a- "I'll bet 10 yin"
poster_b- "I'll see you and raise you 1 mirror"
poster_c- "I'll see you and raise you 40 dog hairs"
poster_a- "I'll see you and raise you ....
ect.

Please have fun with this and don't be afraid to be creative!

I shall start!

I bet a salt shaker.

I'll see you and raise you a bundle of pancakes.

I'll call your pancakes and raise you a stack of waffles.

I'll see your various breakfast foods and raise you... *shuffles a few cards in hand*

... A baby's first laugh.

I'll see you, Trask Nari, and raise you one... TRASK NARI (aka trask nari)

I'll see your TraskNari and raise you a water bottle.

Jester wrote:

I'll see your TraskNari and raise you a water bottle.

I'll take your water bottle, drink it, then bet a case of energy drinks.

I'll take your energy drinks, drink them, and then raise you the subsequent sugar high.

I endure your sugar high, and counter with a girly man squeak

I'll listen to your girly man squeak...

But you've activated my trap card!

ITZATRAPPP!!! Ill see your trap and raise you one Admiral Ackbar

I'll see your Akbar, and raise you Chris Hansen.

I'll see your Chris Hansen, and raise you a Tom Servo.

I'll take your Tom Servo and raise you...

I'll see your Chuck Norris and raise you a Flying Raptor... That can do statistics.

I'll call your flying accountant raptor and raise you the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I'll convert to your Spaghetti Monster, (and fully enjoy the ale and Wenches) and I'll raise you an angry chihuahua.

I'll see your chihuahua, kill it, then bet...

I'll see Jester's mom, have a nice cup of tea, and raise you Glenn Beck

I see your Glenn Beck, and raise a Jeff Dunham!

I see your Jeff Dunham Zach, and raise...

Ill see your deceased terrorist puppet, laugh at his voice alone, and raise you 22 virgins!

I'll see those virgins, make them non-vergins, and raise you... THE POD!

I'll see your pick of destiny, play a face-melting solo, and raise you Godwin's Law.



And with that, I'm out for the night.

I'll take godwin's law, think about it and me being German, then raise A PLATE OF TACOS.