The Betting Game!

I see your helicopter and raise The Doom Marine, he blows up your helicopter with a BFG9000

I raise you a Louis Vuitton Purse.

I kill Louise and raise a decapated body

Doom marine is still alive so he shoots the body with a shotgun causing its head to blow off

I raise... The Nostalgia Critic.

I see your Nostalgia Critic and raise...Captain Price.

I see your Captain Price and raise you GHOST.

I see your GHOST and raise you... Soap.

I see your Soap and raise you liquid soap.



(Moved the thread here from Pancakes.)

I'll use your liquid soap and raise you a roach made of fail.

I see your roach made of fail and raise...A FIRE HEART!

I see your heart, break it and raise you a British Ninja.

I'll take your British Ninja Turn it into a Pancake And eat it! Raise you 5 Trilbies,







4 John Defoes.






2 Cabadaths.



And so I get to have a caretaker. Malcom Sumerset!

I raise you Chzo. HA! BEAT THAT.
I also raise Hotwheels, so you can't.

I raise The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny!

I raise you all the recruits of AEST.

I see your face and raise my arm to leave the room.

I see your arm, and I raise you your foot so you fall back down. HA!

I raise both of your feet so that you fall and break your head.

Yeah? Well,I raise both my arms, now considered lowering, and do a ninja-backflip flipkick to your jaw.

Physics win!

I'll see your physics, and raise you one flying Newton.

A rocket-propelled scientist is a hard bet to match, but I raise you Criss Angel!

I'll see your criss angel, and raise you Cthulu.

I see your mythological WTF,and I raise you the spaghetti monster that Pastateurians believe in!

I see your pathetic spaghetti monster, and raise a fat kid to eat it!