The Evil Pancake God Genie Game

Granted. He becomes the nicest person in the world and hugs you so hard, your head explodes.

I wish that I had good enough teeth that I didn't have to have braces...

Granted. Now you can chew glass. You do and it cuts everything in your digesting system.

I wish i didnt waste money on this game i just bought.

Granted. You waste money on another game that costs more.

I wish I was Trask

Granted. You have to deal with tons of silly people spamming and requesting games for you to LP on a forum dedicated to you. Oh, wait... XD

I wish that this post will be seen by at least two people.

Granted. But your MPD makes you the only two.

I wish I had more random questions to ask this jerk.

Granted, but all of them are if you can fuck eachother.



I wish for a happy new years for all.

granted but that teleported us all the way to 2012 and we all die from the doomsday

I wish that COP15 made a better decision

granted but you die in a car accident

i wish yellow was friend to yellow

Granted, but now orange is hating orange.

I wish to be a dragon. Rawr!

Granted, but a knight kills you.





I wish I was ceiling cat.

granted. your now over a razor blade ceiling fan. and your falling.

i wish for the world to have pancakes that weren't man-eating or bloodthirsty.

Granted. Nao, the pancakes are pacifist pancakes, and there are no more random deaths. Way to go, jackass.

I wish for a.... LIFE!

Granted, But you lost it after the next Halo game

I wish i was able to play guitar like Trask

Granted, but your guitar breaks.

I wish for... Trasknari to suffer at a stupid game!

Granted but he's already done that at least 529 times now.

I wish that I become the owner of Valve Corporation.

Granted, but rabid fans poach you, and use your head for a new game =D

I wish for the Halo: Reach beta to come sooner!

Granted, but you have no money so you can't get it

I wish that everyone had a house, Including me.

FAIL! The beta costs no monehs!
Also, GRANTED! Nao the economy is fixed, and everyone loves that jackass Obama!
THEN we all find out he is a terrorist in disguise, and he stockpiled the nukes he banned! WERE ALL DEAD NAO!

I STILL wish the Halo reach beta was sooner. And that i had mah 360 back.

Granted, But your Xbox was destroyed by a random explosion.

I wish I knew why I didn't win 500 bucks just now.

granted, but the pancake god strikes you of your knowledge and you only remember waffles.

i wish i could dance like the rick roll

Granted, but Rick Roll killed you.

I wish this forum was more popular

Granted; the forums are now infested with hundreds of Trask Nari fans.

The only problem? Most of them don`t know how to SPELL THEIR NAME (Battlefeild Earth reference) which causes everyone else to leave forever. Quite an accomplishment.

I wish Legends of the Hidden Temple was remade/reaired.

granted, but it sucks.

I wish a Let's Play by Trask Nari in the next 30 seconds

Granted, but youtube deleted it for reasons unknown.

I wish I had an idea for the Game Show Kid (My 2nd Persona).

Granted,But its gonna be a stupid idea,even when i don't know what that is.

I wish that Trasknari becomes God of Video Games!.......
and find Frank on Portal 2(Also Steve)