The Evil Pancake God Genie Game

LOL THIS IS A FORUMGAME!
Yeah! Forum games rule! Anyways, in this game, corrupt the wish of the above poster and then make your own wish. It's not that hard, except when the wisher says stuff like INDESTRUCTIBLE or FIRE-PROOF. Let's play!

I wish I had waffles.

You receive several man-eating waffles and they devour you.

I wish I had more wishes. XD

Granted. You have to use all the wishes on wishing you were dead.

I wish my computer had a better Graphics card.

granted but now your blind

I wish for PANCAKES

Granted. They are cakes made out of cooking pans.

I wish I could fly.

granted but you fail

i wish for fast typing hands

Granted. Your hands type so fast they type themselves off of your body. You now have no hands.

I wish that I could stay home more often so I could make more LP's.

GRANTED BUT YOU FAIL AS MUCH AS I DO

I WISH FOR A BORING GAME

Granted, but several forum-goers make it awesome.

I wish I wasn't blind.

GRANTED BUT NOW YOUR BILND AGAIN

I WISH TO NOT WISH

Granted. You just lost the game. Oh, so sorry...

Anyways, I wish you would stop using the Caps key.

Granted. He starts using the shift key instead.

I wish pokeymanfan101 didn't feel like a troll.

EDIT: You changed your post! Before, the Granted part said, 'Grant-Hey, where's your wish?'

WISH GRANTED BUT I LIKE CAPS SO NOT GRANTED

I WISH.....idk

Grant... Wait, never mind...

I wish Trask Nari would make more Phoenix Wright videos.

EDIT:

Reecer6 wrote:

Granted. He starts using the shift key instead.

I wish pokeymanfan101 didn't feel like a troll.

EDIT: You changed your post! Before, the Granted part said, 'Grant-Hey, where's your wish?'

That's because he didn't post a wish until after I first posted it.

Granted, but I eated them.

I wish this game I was playing was less bullshit hard.

GRANTED BUT IT DOSENT COUNT BECAUSE I WOULD NOT LIKE TO COURUPT IT WAI-

I WISH FOR A WISH FOR A WISH

Granted. Your wish will automatically mortally wound you.

I wish that Trask Nari would create his own country.

GRANTED BUT TRASKNARI IS TO BUSY LPING THEN RULEING IT


I WISH THAT TRASKNARI WOULD BE ON RIGHT NOW

Granted. He bans you for using Caps Lock all the time.

I wish that I had more subscribers on Youtube.

Can only be granted if you give us your friggin' youtube.


I wish I had tacos.

GRANTED BUT MY CAPS SCARE THEM AWAY

I WISH I HAD A CAT

Granted, but it's basement cat and he keels you.

I wish I had more people listen to me.

failure for not having wish a block fall on your head


I WISH FOR THE ULTIMATE WISH

Wish granted, but your face melts.


THE NEXT PERSON CAN WISH.

I WISH FOR MONKEYS