Full-Life Consequences

Trask, in your latest LP, I saw you've heard of Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences. I have just one thing to say: Is it just AWESOME?!?!
I wonder how it would be like if the start you made was used.

john freeman, gordon freeman's brother was walking threw the sewers wen he found a compter. john freeman looked at the computer and saw a email from gordon freeman. it said HELP JOHN FREEEMAN MUTANTS ARE ATTACKING MY PLACE so john freeman...