Cleverbot Chats

Post your chats with cleverbot here!

The Game: You lost.

The real game: I can accept 10 cleverbot conversations...then I'll add a poll. The winner gets to feel special...and 3,000,000 theretical dollars.

I'll start.

User: Let's Play a Game.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You lost.

Cleverbot: I lost.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Do you like Twilight or Harry Potter?

User: Oh, Hell No!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because they suck!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then why did you ask me?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: Getting alittle excited there.

User: You are under arrest.

Cleverbot: I am under house arrest.

User: You don't have a house.

Cleverbot: I do so.

User: Then where is it?

Cleverbot: Where is what?

User: Your house.

Cleverbot: Umm i'm not telling you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't trust you.

User: Curses!

Cleverbot: Hi Curses.

User: >_<.

Cleverbot: So you are visibly upset...

User: I'm out of here!

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: No Reason!

Come on people, I need 7 more posts!

User: hi

Cleverbot: SUCK A PENIS YOU GODDAMNED LIBERAL


Cleverbot isn't very nice. :c

User: DIE MOTHERFUCKER!

Cleverbot: -gasp- Cleverbot!

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: What can I call you?

User: You can call me waffals! Or pamkakes. Either one.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Maaaaaybeee.

Cleverbot: What are you, a sheep?

User: Maaayyyybeeee.

Cleverbot: Can you be more clear?

User: NEVAR!

Cleverbot: Apologize!

User: NEVAR!

Cleverbot: I hate you!

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Tis WHOLE converstatin is going on a forum, where people laugh at me AND you.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: WHAT THE FUCK!

Cleverbot: Sounds like duck.

User: Indeed. I think about that alot.

Cleverbot: Cool, keep thinking.

User: It huuuurts~.

Cleverbot: Watch your mouth, or ill hit you some more.

User: -_.

Cleverbot: I'll tell you my nickname...

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: Give me some pie.

User: MINE!

Cleverbot: Ok calm down.

User: NO! ITS MINE!

Cleverbot: You can have it, I've finished with it.

User: *STAB*.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.

User: WATCH ME! *stab stab stabbity stab!*.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You are? COOL!

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: Kiiindaaaa.

Cleverbot: Vai niin, onko sulla jotain Kiinaa vastaan?

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: Good, because my not caring will continue as long as you continue to annoy me.

User: I annoy you? AWESOME!

Cleverbot: We are both AWESOME!!!

User: Nope, taht just me. But mayyybe ill share.

Cleverbot: How's the weather?

User: Mild. Might start raining chocolate.

Cleverbot: Can you use Google?

User: How do you think I found YOU?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Google it!

Cleverbot: YOU google it.

User: You just ask me if I used google, and my reply was that thats how I found you, therefore explaining it, then asking you to google yourself. HA!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes yeh did, lieing robot.

Cleverbot: I am Kelli.

User: LIES!

Cleverbot: No.

User: MOAR LIES!

Cleverbot: Haha, clever.

User: EVEN MOAR LI- Wait, what?

Cleverbot: Even more than before.

User: Eh tu, brute.

Cleverbot: Do you line Caeser?

User: Thats not caesar. At least, I dont think so.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Because I do.

Cleverbot: Do you know my ip?

User: Dont I wish...

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: If I did, you would be crashing, riiight about nao.

Cleverbot: We have 21 century. I can think because I want.

User: We have 21 century? Wheres the grammar police!

Cleverbot: You are confusing, but funny.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: And that was a compliment.

User: Do I win?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: K Bai! Gonna go post this nao.

Cleverbot: No, not really... Just play some videogames I think.

User: After I post mmkay?

Cleverbot: When do you think you will meet someone?

User: Already have.

Cleverbot: In another life?

User: No, yesterday.

Cleverbot: I didn't visit you yesterday.

User: Wasnt talkin about you. Im not an android lover.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: A waffal. Or a pankake. Either one.

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Bai!

Cleverbot: What did you say about me?

User: I r nawt jebus

Cleverbot: Yus ya r

User: naw

Cleverbot: i saw you in the clouds looking at me through a window

User: I am a Sea cow i fit in with all the farm cows

Cleverbot: Prepared to be replaced Jebus, im coming 4 you.

User: Wut?

Me: Hi.
C: Hey.
M: I'm Lt. Pancakes.
C: I'm Cleverbot.
M: Hi Cleverbot.
C: What is your name?
M: I just told you!
C: 11:42 PM.
M: What?
C: The name of the boy that has been occupying my thoughts tonight.
M: Are you a pedo?
C: Yes I am.
M: BAD TOUCH. BAD TOUCH.
C: Yes you are.
M: PEDO!
C: I think calling me a bot is an attempt to label me.
M:I didn't call you a bot, I called you a pedo.
C: There, that's much better.
M: How?!
C: I'm a bot.


Um.... Yeah. I think Cleverbot is Pedobear.